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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  • Primary Teacher: Because I wanted to get to the other side.
  • Plato: Because he was looking for good.
  • Aristotle: It is in the nature of chickens to cross the road.
  • Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
  • Moses: And God came down from the heavens and said to the chicken: Cross the road. And the hen crossed and everyone rejoiced.
  • Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and our release of 50 tons of nerve gas was fully justified.
  • Ronald Reagan: I forgot.
  • Captain Kirk: To go where no chicken has ever gone.
  • Hippocrates: Due to an excess of humors in your pancreas.
  • Martin Luther King: I see a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without their motives being questioned.
  • Bill Clinton: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
  • Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The purpose of crossing the road justifies any reason.
  • Freud: Whether or not you're worried about the chicken crossing the road reveals your sexual insecurity.
  • Bill Gates: I have just launched GallinaOffice 2000, which not only crosses roads, but lays eggs, files your important documents and balances your accounts.
  • Darwin: Over long periods of time, chickens have been naturally selected so that they now have a genetic disposition to cross roads.
  • Einstein: Whether the chicken has crossed the road or the road has moved under the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
  • Buddha: Asking that denies your own chicken nature.
  • Hemingway: To die. Under the rain.
  • Homer Simpson: Chicken... roasted... with oranges... mmmm...
  • Shakespeare: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.
  • Homer: Because that was his destiny.
  • Homer Simpson: If the chicken was so smart then why did she cross?
  • Nostradamus: One day, somewhere, a chicken will cross the road and everyone will wonder why.
  • Hitler: That chicken was able to cross the street and do whatever she wanted because she wasn't Jewish.
  • Woody Allen: Why chickens? Nooo!! There are other more important problems. Surely a divorce has greater emotional consequences on the....
  • John Lennon: We say give the chicken A CHANCE.
  • Christopher Columbus: The chicken was discovering a new side of the road.
  • Donald Trump: And? I paid him to do it.
  • Alfred Hitchcock: I don't know, but never turn your back on a chicken.
  • Jung: If a chicken crosses the road in the middle of a desert and no one is there to see it... did the chicken really cross the road?
  • U.S. Marines: If that chicken doesn't cross the road, who will?
  • Neil Armstrong: It is not only a step for the hen, but for the entire chicken coop.
  • Jim Morrison: The hen had a long and prolonged disorder of the senses.
  • Fox Mulder: The chicken thought that the truth was on the other side of the road.
  • Descartes: The chicken said to itself: I cross, therefore I am a chicken.
  • Dante: The chicken, when crossing the road, is ascending from the 5th infernal circle to the 4th circle, when it already had to cross a river, a mountain, an anthill, a sea, a plain and the earth.
  • Gabriel Garcia Marquez: The Buendia chicken told Pollaco Buendia that he would meet Pollito Buendia II who was the nephew of Polluelo Buendia who lived with the Melquiades chicken on the other side of the road in Macondo, sorry, in Gallinondo.
  • Forrest Gump: Maybe she thought like me, but according to her: Life is like a box of chocolates, although the chicken referred to this phrase as life is like a box of worms, well, the fact is that we are not strangers because we already introduced ourselves . I told her My name is Forrest, Forrest Gump, and she came and said: My name is Hen, Hen Gump. Maybe we were or something like that, although I don't think so, because as my mom used to say, animals are only cousins of other animals, so I decided that maybe it was just a coincidence that when my great-great-great-great-grandfather He decided to name my family Gump, so that chicken's great-great-great-grandfather was walking by and since he didn't have a name for his family, he decided to borrow our last name. Or maybe it was my great-great-great-great-grandfather who stole the chicken's last name. With things this old you never know. Well, I think my bus arrived. Had we already introduced ourselves?
  • Nietzsche: He was dancing in rings of fire obsessed by his will to power... Thus spoke Gallitustra.
  • Sun-Tsu: That chicken crossed the road because he read my book titled THE ANCIENT ART OF CROSSING ROADS.
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi: Because the force was with the chicken.
  • Steven Spielberg: That's the story of the chicken that crossed the road and found some dinosaurs on the other side, right?
  • Da Vinci: You see? If my helicopter had worked, that chicken wouldn't have crossed the road, it would have FLEW over it.
  • Elvis: Because he was being chased by a HUNTING DOG.
  • Jacques Cousteau: The animal instinct of the chickens forced her to feel curiosity and a strange desire to discover new horizons.
  • Area 51: We have an emergency case: a Space Mutant Chicken with Instinct to Cross Roads (PMEICC) in a Code Red No. 143. The chicken wants to escape to his planet of Xaarlt with the secret plans of our UN. Capture it with XL EEESRTG type 94 Ublorth precision weapons. Warning: Protonium bullets will have no effect on the chicken. Shoot to kill!!
  • 911: If the chicken is an armed psychopath, press 1. If the chicken is doing roadwork, press 2. If the chicken blocked traffic, press 3. If the chicken was run over, throw it in the trash.
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